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1. I am...

... as you see, a white lamb.

My pasture is in Canada, where I have lots of green grass to stroll in, and plenty to eat. Three blades of grass for my dinner, and if I've been 'specially good I can even have marmite on it!

As you can see, my fleece is very white and fluffy so...


Do you have any idea how long it takes to clean and fluff fleece?

My mommy is a very nice ewe, of course, but unfortunately my daddy was a bit of a black sheep. It's all a very long story but I believe it has something to do with a broad named Hubbard, three bags of wool, and a sweet little girl who everyone called Mary.

2. I got into MAME...

... when an arcade machine showed up in the corner of the pasture. Farmer Brown must have forgotten it and left it behind. Needless to say, I took to that machine right away!

Then someone ran a DSL line across the pasture and I could even get AOL! (That stands for "An Online Lamb", of course.) Tapping into the net was a challenge; Power Surge was interesting indeed. How do you think my fleece got frizzed like this?

3. I love playing...

... a lot of Zoo Keeper, Jungle King and Lady Bug! Games like Shark Attack, Two Tigers, Typhoon and Dragon Breed scare me -- I am just a small lamb, after all.

4. I would like to say to Nicola and the MAME team...

... that Mame really does brighten the atmosphere in the barn. Elsie really enjoys Moo Mesa, and the little honeys in the corner by the door like Swarm, Beezer and Twin Bee. I tried to interest them in E-Swat, but they didn't like that one for some reason. Rusty the Rooster spends a lot of time playing Chicken Run and his flock enjoys playing Eggs.

None of the chickens want to play Golden Axe, Turkey Shoot or Pickin', though. And of course Ol' Nellie spends a lot of time horsing around with Shuuz.
Machine specs: 1.4GHz (Intel P4) | 768MB | 100GB H/D
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Controllers: MS Sidewinder gamepad

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